Comments on: Re: Your Resume http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13 fthe net - the name says it all Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:26:43 +0000 By: ChristPuncher http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-139 ChristPuncher Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:21:20 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-139 LMAO. These are great. More plz! LMAO. These are great. More plz!

]]> By: Eddie http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-144 Eddie Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:06:59 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-144 It's "pls," actually... It’s “pls,” actually…

]]> By: EddiePwner http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-207 EddiePwner Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:59:12 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-207 nah its pls ploxx! nah its pls ploxx!

]]> By: jody http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-303 jody Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:48:11 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-303 very funny rant :) remarkable knowledge of ftp eh? you should ask him what a topsite is and if he answers correctly hire him *immediately* very funny rant :)

remarkable knowledge of ftp eh? you should ask him what a topsite is and if he answers correctly hire him *immediately*

]]> By: YingChin http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-453 YingChin Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:38:13 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-453 FUT - way dos my resumay always turn up everyware? "you speak little - I no hear you" FUT - way dos my resumay always turn up everyware?

“you speak little - I no hear you”

]]> By: Anurag Agarwal http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-693 Anurag Agarwal Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:27:04 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-693 hahaha this is f*cking hilarious. keep 'em coming hahaha this is f*cking hilarious. keep ‘em coming

]]> By: Tsudohnimh http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-2301 Tsudohnimh Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:12:44 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-2301 I'm crying this is so funny. If you are still looking I'm an expert with Window for Workgroup 3.11 Thanks for the post. I’m crying this is so funny. If you are still looking I’m an expert with Window for Workgroup 3.11

Thanks for the post.

]]> By: slowjazz http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-2853 slowjazz Tue, 15 May 2007 15:00:32 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-2853 rofl.. sad, but true. I love it when hr will screen them for you and then send the cream of the crop to interview. I have had people dressed like they were heading for vacation or the best is when they speak slang or some other non-english language. rofl.. sad, but true. I love it when hr will screen them for you and then send the cream of the crop to interview. I have had people dressed like they were heading for vacation or the best is when they speak slang or some other non-english language.

]]> By: SoDamnFunny http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-2870 SoDamnFunny Wed, 16 May 2007 23:48:57 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-2870 This is too damn funny... please keep posting the BS. =) This is too damn funny… please keep posting the BS. =)

]]> By: My name is dick http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-8441 My name is dick Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:52:40 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-8441 Are those excerpts from my resume and if so am I that transparent that you see right through me. FYI........ My Career Objective: To fulfill my life long dream of never having to get out of bed while collecting a steady paycheck between naps. Eyes open, eyes close. Are those excerpts from my resume and if so am I that transparent that you see right through me. FYI……..

My Career Objective: To fulfill my life long dream of never having to get out of bed while collecting a steady paycheck between naps. Eyes open, eyes close.

]]> By: snowman http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-12887 snowman Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:22:14 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-12887 lmao... i worked in Linux in WAN... never heard of Linux in LAN? lmao… i worked in Linux in WAN… never heard of Linux in LAN?

]]> By: kingthorin http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-15088 kingthorin Thu, 02 Oct 2008 17:40:40 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-15088 "Have worked extensively for Troubleshooting and Designing networks comprising of Windows 2000/NT, Novell NetWare, and Linux in LAN as well as WAN." I think it's funny that you nailed them for "Linux in LAN" but not "networks comprising of" (comprise should be past tense). Not to mention the networks are made of up things that are in networks. “Have worked extensively for Troubleshooting and Designing networks comprising of Windows 2000/NT, Novell NetWare, and Linux in LAN as well as WAN.”

I think it’s funny that you nailed them for “Linux in LAN” but not “networks comprising of” (comprise should be past tense). Not to mention the networks are made of up things that are in networks.

]]> By: James Kirkland http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-15091 James Kirkland Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:21:22 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-15091 Interesting points. Funny, you should feel 3 feet high. Give these applicants a break? Nah! You're really angry because your boss is doing the hiring and you're getting the shaft by asking you for a suggested new hire. Here is whats happening. The new applicant is getting paid more than you. That's what-the-f* is all about. And you're angry. Lets see how long this msg stays on your board (the boss). This board really serves as an outlet to let the world know just how pethatic your life after work really is. You were'nt given a chance and so you pass on the same to a new hire. Nope! I'm not your boss, but if I were and I read this crap- I would fire your*SS. I'd rather you say thank you, either way- I don't give a *am. BTW- I am your boss and I'll see you on monday, in my office and if I'm not alone WHEN I see you, it's because you're pretty- I'm going to fire your *SS. Have a nice day. Interesting points. Funny, you should feel 3 feet high. Give these applicants a break? Nah! You’re really angry because your boss is doing the hiring and you’re getting the shaft by asking you for a suggested new hire. Here is whats happening. The new applicant is getting paid more than you. That’s what-the-f* is all about. And you’re angry. Lets see how long this msg stays on your board (the boss). This board really serves as an outlet to let the world know just how pethatic your life after work really is. You were’nt given a chance and so you pass on the same to a new hire. Nope! I’m not your boss, but if I were and I read this crap- I would fire your*SS. I’d rather you say thank you, either way- I don’t give a *am. BTW- I am your boss and I’ll see you on monday, in my office and if I’m not alone WHEN I see you, it’s because you’re pretty- I’m going to fire your *SS. Have a nice day.

]]> By: id http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-15358 id Tue, 21 Oct 2008 19:35:49 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-15358 You seem angry James, was your resume up there? At the time this person would have worked under me as I was director of consulting. I now own my own company, and I still wouldn't hire anyone who's resume looked like these. You seem angry James, was your resume up there?

At the time this person would have worked under me as I was director of consulting. I now own my own company, and I still wouldn’t hire anyone who’s resume looked like these.

]]> By: k.elt http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-15416 k.elt Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:12:05 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-15416 "A Windows 2003 Server logo in your resume is sad, pathetic and worthy of a cock punch." Here, here! I'll drink to that! “A Windows 2003 Server logo in your resume is sad, pathetic and worthy of a cock punch.”

Here, here! I’ll drink to that!

]]> By: Resume Docket http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-16015 Resume Docket Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:47:25 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-16015 So the point is to keep it simple. Agreed. So the point is to keep it simple. Agreed.

]]> By: superego http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-16823 superego Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:36:54 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-16823 " id Says: I now own my own company, and I still wouldn’t hire anyone who’s resume looked like these." I wouldn't hire anyone who didn't know the difference between "who's" and "whose". : P lol ” id Says:
I now own my own company, and I still wouldn’t hire anyone who’s resume looked like these.”

I wouldn’t hire anyone who didn’t know the difference between “who’s” and “whose”. : P lol

]]> By: id http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-16869 id Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:20:35 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-16869 OH NO, I made a typo in a comment, I'll quit the internet now. OH NO, I made a typo in a comment, I’ll quit the internet now.

]]> By: superego http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-16877 superego Fri, 23 Jan 2009 07:27:18 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-16877 Nice comeback :) But a lot of native English speakers - many with college degrees -- don't seem to know the difference, or the right way to use "its" / "it's". Funny - writing computer code forbids a single syntax error, but people don't apply the same standards to English. Okay, I've vented, and I feel sooo much better! :) On a somewhat more serious note: " * It’s 2006, don’t put “proficient with a hammer” on your resume DOS 5.x 6.x." I'm sitting here with a box OEM-preloaded with XP SP2, and in c:\windows\system there is a file setup.inf. Curious, I open it in Notepad, and it's ... OMG, it's the setup instructions for Win 3.1! So we're in, what, 1992? Perhaps M$ thinks we might want to install it as a backup if XP fails, or to run all those 3.x apps I have lying around :) So, maybe give the DOS guy a break? -- if M$ thinks 3.1 is important for us to have and know, then maybe knowing DOS 5-6 is equally important :-) BTW, open it and you'll find not only memories, but some amusing typos and comments (search "directoy", "desctiption", and especially, "pig"). Can anyone with Vista tell me if it's still there? Can anyone tell me why it's in XP? Nice comeback :) But a lot of native English speakers - many with college degrees — don’t seem to know the difference, or the right way to use “its” / “it’s”. Funny - writing computer code forbids a single syntax error, but people don’t apply the same standards to English. Okay, I’ve vented, and I feel sooo much better! :)

On a somewhat more serious note:

” * It’s 2006, don’t put “proficient with a hammer” on your resume

DOS 5.x 6.x.”

I’m sitting here with a box OEM-preloaded with XP SP2, and in c:\windows\system there is a file setup.inf. Curious, I open it in Notepad, and it’s … OMG, it’s the setup instructions for Win 3.1! So we’re in, what, 1992? Perhaps M$ thinks we might want to install it as a backup if XP fails, or to run all those 3.x apps I have lying around :) So, maybe give the DOS guy a break? — if M$ thinks 3.1 is important for us to have and know, then maybe knowing DOS 5-6 is equally important :-)

BTW, open it and you’ll find not only memories, but some amusing typos and comments (search “directoy”, “desctiption”, and especially, “pig”). Can anyone with Vista tell me if it’s still there? Can anyone tell me why it’s in XP?

]]> By: Sam http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-17787 Sam Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:36:57 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-17787 Just came across this, fucking brilliant :) "upgradation" is my favourite :P Just came across this, fucking brilliant :)

“upgradation” is my favourite :P

]]> By: id http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-19614 id Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:45:27 +0000 http://www.fthe.net/blog/?p=13#comment-19614 Just checked on Vista, no setup.inf anywhere under C:\Windows Just checked on Vista, no setup.inf anywhere under C:\Windows

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