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Use Management Speak please, I don’t understand you!

Yes, I got this email today…

Hi team,

In a few cases recently, the management team in XXXXX has had difficulty understanding the meaning of some of your written communications. After considering this for a few days, I think I now understand what is happening. So please consider the following suggestions:

When you are writing to another engineer, you may continue use “engineer speak”
- abbreviations
- acronyms
- mis-spellings
- incomplete sentences.

When you are writing to anyone in management, you must always use “management speak”
- be sure to communicate the complete thought; write so that anyone could understand the subject, action, and status.
- avoid abbreviations, spell each word fully
- define all acronyms before using them
- spell each word correctly (always use the spell checker)
- use complete, properly-formed sentences.

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4 Responses to “Use Management Speak please, I don’t understand you!”

  1. BMF Says:

    Klingon FTW!

  2. Andrew from Vancouver Says:

    Rule 3: Engineers will not communicate with Managers

  3. Braden Keith Says:

    Haha same goes with my company.

  4. kingthorin Says:

    They forgot the include a list of mandatory meaningless words, i.e.:
    - Empower
    - Actionable
    - Park
    - Incentivise
    - Leverage
    - Bring to the table
    - Paradigm shift
    - Value add

    And my recent personal pet-peeve. When management types say “I have a few asks of you” …. YOU DO NOT HAVE ASK! EVER!!!

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