F* Wind chimes
You take something mildly annoying and make it extremely annoying, what good could that possibly be? If you’re alone in the middle of nowhere, go chime all you fucking want, but if you’re in earshot of me, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Do you really need something to alert you the fucking wind is blowing? The howling just isn’t enough and you need to hear some clattering and banging as well? How fucking deranged are you to think to yourself “my, that blowing sound isn’t any good, I’ll add the sound of metal randomly hitting metal to spice it up”???
Yahoo returns 3,590,000 hits for “wind chimes”, that’s over 3,590,000 sites trying to make the world a more annoying place, and 3,590,000 webmasters that need to die by having metal and glass shoved through their eardrums.
F* you Mr make noise noisier man.
-id
April 19th, 2008 at 4:46 am
It’s nice to have an alter ego. There are more than one of your blogs that I can relate to. I’m force by greed to show restraint in my musings, but you’ve inspired me try a little harder.
Thanks for the laughs.
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:41 am
and now, you’re one of the 3,590,000 websites.
October 1st, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Funny story, and I know exactly what you mean. You have now given me the opportunity to rant
I had one of these chime idiots live across the road from me and this idiot placed the chime on the front porch to irritate the whole neighborhood. The dumbass should have placed it inside the house with a fricking electric fan. No one would like it if I had a siren wailing the whole day and night, why do we need to listen to wind chimes, it’s noise pollution in another form! /rant
November 23rd, 2008 at 6:48 am
Glad to know I’m not the only person in the world that hates these fucking things. I agree 100% that the things just make a lot of shitty noise. Whoever mistakes it for music is tone-deaf beyond repair. The wind is one shitty musician — at least playing these things. Hopefully whoever invented the things is being tortured eternally — listening to them endlessly in hell.