F* Wind chimes
You take something mildly annoying and make it extremely annoying, what good could that possibly be? If you’re alone in the middle of nowhere, go chime all you fucking want, but if you’re in earshot of me, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Do you really need something to alert you the fucking wind is blowing? The howling just isn’t enough and you need to hear some clattering and banging as well? How fucking deranged are you to think to yourself “my, that blowing sound isn’t any good, I’ll add the sound of metal randomly hitting metal to spice it up”???
Yahoo returns 3,590,000 hits for “wind chimes”, that’s over 3,590,000 sites trying to make the world a more annoying place, and 3,590,000 webmasters that need to die by having metal and glass shoved through their eardrums.
F* you Mr make noise noisier man.
-id

April 19th, 2008 at 4:46 am
It’s nice to have an alter ego. There are more than one of your blogs that I can relate to. I’m force by greed to show restraint in my musings, but you’ve inspired me try a little harder.
Thanks for the laughs.
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:41 am
and now, you’re one of the 3,590,000 websites.